watching spiderverse makes me never wanna see another live action movie ever again like. why did we ever start making comic books into live action movies?? make it animated to explore the art form instead of trying to make it hyper realistic you fucking cowards
I can't believe that we are getting an akuma called "Onichan". We are going to hear Hawmoth saying something like "Onichan, people make fun of you for being a weeb. But now you will have the power to transform people into anime characters".
hahaha I really love your Salt MariChat post !! I have a small question: how do you imagine a good "identity revelation"? Rather the reactions of the characters than the moment of revelation itself. I need an idea that does not repeat "He / She did not fall in love with my true self”!!!
I think the freak outs are in character, the thinking of every moment with Chat and replacing it with Adrien and vice versa.
“Holy shit, I kissed Adrien when he was under a spell!”
“Holy shit, I stood up an ice cream date with Ladybug for a rooftop date with Ladybug!”
“Holy shit, I told Chat Noir to his face that I thought he was cooler than Chat Noir!”
“Holy shit, I’ve told anyone and everyone that I thought Ladybug was ‘just a friend’“
“Holy shit, I yeeted Adrien across Paris!”
“Holy shit, I flexed in front of Ladybug and called her Princess!”
“Holy shit, I helped Chat Noir go on a date after I rejected him!”
“Holy shit, I asked Ladybug to help me ask out Kagami to help me get over Ladybug!”
Honestly if they don’t know that Hawkmoth = Gabriel, I think the reveal will be hilarity, embarrassment, and then lots of giggles. The biggest hang up to jumping into a relationship is the fact that while ChatDrien has put all his cards on the table, Marinette STILL hasn’t been able to tell Adrien how she feels, so that’s something they’ll have to get over.
“Waaaaaait…I thought Marinette was in love with Chat Noir, but Ladybug said she’s in love with someone else, so…what is the truth?”
why would i fuck a demon? simple, the status. imagine rolling up into hell already havin had ur back blown out by one of their own. imagine you and a gang of other losers standin at the gates of hell, they’re all crying, scared to death about having a pitchfork up their ass for eternity and you just walk into the arms of your sugar demon? legendary.
this post spoke to me on levels many of you will never understand
-No one. The whole thing was faked (JUST LIKE THE MOON LANDING) by Pink Diamond herself who was just goddamn sick and tired of dealing with Yellow and Blue’s shit for all of eternity because c’mon, look at them, you’d rather pretend to be dead too.
1/8/18 - HONESTLY THIS JOKE POST IS BECOMING A STRONG CONTENDER RIGHT NOW
